Laughter is the best medicine

Cancer really isn't that funny. It isn't even fun. But funny things happen along the way to beating it. For example, during my last go around with Hodgkin's I was on the same treatment schedule as Bill Cosby's slightly older sister Bunny. I really don't think she was his older sister but it sure made me laugh to see her smiling full mustache and all every time I went in for treatment.

The purpose of this blog then is to share the funny events that take place while I beat cancer as well as keep folks up to date on my treatments, progress and banana flavored barium intake schedule. Please feel free to share funny things in the comments section as well, as everyone needs a good laugh.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Ice Ice #2 and a fat man in a little kimono

Well the 2nd round of ICE sucked about as much as the first round. No 2 ways about it chemo just isn't that fun or funny. I did manage to hold down my cookies until getting discharged from the hospital this time though.

Most of the nurses are super professional. As well as the folks who come around and take vitals and blood. 3 separate people,1 for each job. I had one guy named Daniel who was in charge of my vitals for 2 12 hour shifts. Spitting image of the guy that everyone picks on in Lean on Me but about 2x the size. One night he comes in all gowned up and given his size he has to turn my IV pole towards me to get to the blood pressure cuff. These IV poles are like Christmas trees if pointed the right way so he wakes me up. Nausea kicks in so I make like I am going to blow some chow and instead of finishing the vitals Daniel,  yelps, "I'm outta here" and does the shuffle out the door. I just hope there wasn't anyone on the other side of the door. That made me laugh at least. I wish there were more funny stories this time around.

Same schedule relatively as last time. Get discharged, wait a day then get this shot neulasta which pumps up the white blood cells. Amazing these suckers cost 10k a pop. Drive home, spend 2 days bargaining with the chemo gods if they took the nausea away they could have a limb. Then the pain of this neulasta shot kicks in for 3 days(feels for me like someone is trying to expand my bones from the inside using a pneumatic pump). Then after that all good, just tired and sleep a lot of the time.

Thank God my counts have responded both times after dipping low, about 9 days post chemo they are climbing back up. In fact my white blood cells now are normal and just 2 days ago they were 15% of normal. Platelets are still about 1/3 of normal hence the tiredness but so far so good.

Plan now is to head back in a week for ICE #3, wait 2-3 weeks and get a PET/CT scan. If I am in complete remission at that point they will go ahead and start sucking the stem cells out of me and getting me ready for transplant. If not then we will try another form of chemo. I know the current form is working as my lymph nodes have all decreased to where they can't be felt, just a matter of if there is any residual disease.

Thanks everyone for the great Hawaiian shirts, I think I am up to around 10 now so plenty enough to wear during transplant. In addition I have decided I will summon the powers of the Sumo for this next ICE and ordered out myself a SUMO robe. A lot of long faces at MD Anderson so hopefully folks seeing me wear this around will get a chuckle. Sure made me laugh looking at myself in it.

If you are the praying sort please have a prayer for the little man, he had a seizure this morning so is spending some time at the hospital hooked up to wires and such, and for my old man who had some health issues as well and is out of commission being able to help.

Please laugh loud and hard at the fat man in the sumo kimono. Maybe for my next entry I will strike some karate moves for the photos and you can call me Chest Rockwell.

6 comments:

  1. As always we are praying for you guys Charlie! Especially for Emilia...hang in there and perform a Crane Kick a la Danielson style!!!

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  2. You look fabulous!! Love the Sumo robe too! Your whole family is in prayers daily but will double up for Aidan. I hope the pillow cases helped the new hair style. I see Adam committed me to Yankee tickets. We will make it right behind home plate like last time. I head to Japan next week I'll try to find a pair of Sumo undies for you. But we will need a nice pose posted. Stay well fight hard.

    The V family.

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  3. All I can say is I love you and thank you for making me laugh every day! You are so SILLY! Felt so good to be with you these last couple days even if the reason behind the visit was tough. Keep up the good work, you are doing a great job and look so good! Pnutz sends you lots of hugs and giggles and can't wait to play with you soon. He misses his silly uncle as Mom and Dad can never be as funny as you! What are your plans for your big 37.....birthdays must be celebrated! I told Mark he can't send any wild animals but he is still eyeing a donkey. Watch out! Xoxoxoxo

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  4. Keep fighting with everything you've got. Many prayers are coming your way. Keep smiling. cj

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  5. I couldn't find any fun shirts for you, but I'm thinking if I can find any crazy fabric I might make you something crazy. I also thought about making you a nice jesters hat for the heck of it. Not that you need a hat in hot hot Texas!

    Keeping you guys in my prayers and had wondered about birthday stuff. Matt says Hi!

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  6. You are a great writer Charles, something you should consider when you're out of this mess. Prayers are still coming and thanks for the heads up on Aiden, will include him too and Amelia. Your strength and positivity is inspiring!

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